So I'm talking w/ one of my musician friends on Saturday night and she brings up a valid point.
Modern hip-hop kinda sucks.
Mostly in the writing.
Rappers spend too much time focusing on how they're better than everyone else.

I've got too much bling and a really big dick.
Push it up inside your stomach and make you sick.
My gold plated toilet bowl's a limited edition.
Got so much cash I wipe my ass with them.

'Naw mean?

When did this start happening?
People who grew up in the 90's, remember when it had substance?
When there were stories, or messages found in the songs.
When they talked about life's struggles and triumphs, or maybe even love.

Woman, let me count the ways that I love you.
Your ass, your booty, and your boobies too.
I guess that's three or is it technically two?
Girl let's stop this talking let me get up in you.

I don't like having too much freetime, my mind kinda scares me.
But yea, hip-hop isn't a total loss.
There are some great lyricists still out there in the game, and they're greatly appreciated.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii fitness age: 45
The Random Quote:
"I'm a work in progress and it's getting old." - Derek Evans

Hopefully the new year has been friendly to everyone so far.
The following are my resolutions for 07:

-Get a bed for my room in the apartment.
-Get a big screen for the living room.
-Get my hands on a ukulele.
-And steel drums.
-Start performing at more open mics.
-Cut down the list of ladies I'm dating.
-Tone my muscles.
-Kick ass in my adventures in real estate to pay off more debts.

For the most part, my resolutions are materialistic.
If anything, it'll help you get gift ideas for my 25th bday in June.

Yes, I did mention real estate.
'Cuz culinary school is a no go on account of my loan application being denied again.
I did make substantial repairs to my credit score in 06, just not enough for them.
There's always next year.

I could stress, but it won't really accomplish anything.
Because I'm glad my patience is still intact.
Along with my high alcohol tolerance.
And my third leg.

And someone out there was thinking there'd be no humor in this post.

Current Brain Age: 20
Current Wii Fitness Age: 31
The Random Quote:
"Take a look inside...It's my dick in a box." -SNL